Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My grandparentsOld Greek Cypriot folks, been in the country for 60 years and still speak English with an almost incomprehensible accent.
When my dad announced he was going to marry my mum, who happens to be English, they desperately tried to stop the engagement. My grandmother took off her shoe and beat my father with it, then proceeded to lie down in the road. While this was happening, my grandfather desperately offered the contents of his wallet (about 20 quid) to pay my mum to go away.
Not as bad as a great aunt on the same side of the family. When her son tried to marry an English woman, she "accidentally" dropped a flower pot off a balcony, landing inches away from the bride-to-be...
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Queen of Cheesecake, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41,
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