Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Thalidomide and porn stars.Thalidomide fights: instructions given by my mother: we're about 6 or so.
1. get on your knees
2. bring your hands to your shoulders, thus clamping together both bits of your arms together
3. get cushions
4. FIGHT!
This is the same family who thought a wonderful practical joke was buying an 11 year old a t-shirt that says "I love Linda Lovelace". Cheers Grandad.
I intend to continue this tradition by telling my children that tables are chairs and chairs are tables, knives are forks and so on.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:46, Reply)
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