Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Crazy Iranian RelativesI have a load of eccentric relatives on my dad's side, the the kind who kiss you and hug you whether you know them or not, just assuming you are part of the family. In particular the grandma is weird, as in a bit wrong weird. Frequently when I visited, she would grope my breasts and arse to check how I was 'developing', and not gently usually either, I had bruises. Now, this was particularly disconcerting when I returned to Iran on holiday after about a 7 year gap a now formed female. I spent the entire time avoiding her (very difficult as we were staying in her flat) but she got me in the end, she always got me and my sister in the end. I had evaded her gropes for weeks when she had a 'fainting spell' which lead me to kneel dutifully by her to see if she was all right. As I did so I felt a gentle squeeze of my left breast. She won, that crazy bitch, to this day I swear she just faked that fall to cop a feel. Needless to say she is my least favourite grandma and one of the weirdest of my relatives. Some of the others just smoke opium or frollick around in their wife's clothes at parties but those gentle souls never accost anyone.
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(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:37, Reply)
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