Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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DadMy dad told me that he scored the winning goal for england in the world cup final and as he was going up to get the trophy he saw Hitler in the crowd and so he pulled a gun out of his shorts and shot him.
The queen thanked my dad, gave him a kiss, and after that my dad felt nothing could ever better that moment in his football career so he gave up to become a draughtsman.
The above story was recounted by me, aged 10 to my whole class. It was only when I started GCSEs that I found out he'd made it up.
He also insists that to truly savour a peanut you must chew it 99 times.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:36, Reply)
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