Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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ElectricalsMy cousin made himself an electrical extention lead, but failed to check the plug/socket combination on it, and made a plug/plug version.
Instead of changing it, he put the motor from an old washing machine onto a socket, plugged the whole lot together and made his girlfriend a whirlpool bath. I guess his stupidity was directly proportional with his luck, and no ill became of him from this setup. (My brother spotted it and changed it all over for him).
Same cousin used to photograph his blind girlfriend in the nude as well, she hadnt a clue!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:37, Reply)
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