Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mates dad..Mad as a bag of snakes. Getting a lift home, 4 of us in the back of his Ford Cortina, coming home from a roller disco (remember them? ooo i'd go to one right now!), cira 1984, we were aged about 11, maybe 12, at the traffic lights, he points out a women of african decent and says, as calm as you like
"They're all pink inside"
i think i spat some Umbongo out of my nose.
He could fart in different tones as well, often doing soap themes after a sunday lunch. What a guy!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:52, Reply)
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