Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My post on this great and illustrative topic.My grandad was a medic in North Africa and Italy during WW2. He came back somewhat.. unhinged, as tends to happen in such situations. He used to send letters to the then-president of Ireland, demanding that the river Shannon (the longest river in said country) be drained and replaced with a giant motorway. he also used to write to the Aga Khan demanding that he be given vast tracts of land for saving his cousin's life. He once decided that he was a marvellous poet, and went writing awful poetry for a while. He gave up on that. He also claimed that he would have gotten a knighthood, had he done any one of numerous things. He was great.
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