Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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LoonsMy 65 year old aunt is getting worse as she gets older. She recently went into a furniture shop far from her home town, accosted a sales girl, pointed towards a coffee table, and demanded of the girl "Can you tell me if that table would match my living room?" The girl nearly pissed herself laughing and had to run into the office. My aunt left, muttering about "rudeness".
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 15:32, Reply)
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