Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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SapphicThere's nowt as queer as folk, as my gran used to say.
Shame she didn't listen to her own proverbs, since she tried to keep my Aunt's lesbian tendencies from the rest of the village, including inviting unsuspecting young men from the next town to 'cure her' and buying her revealing clothing to make her 'more appealing to the right people'...
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 17:42, Reply)
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