Crazy Relatives
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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The other half's mum...
I was invited round to Sunday dinner (I'll NEVER turn down a Sunday roast regardless of what it involves...well, within reason). Great food - I dunno why, but women always feel the need to 'fatten me up' and keep pushing food on me. After dinner, we were all sitting there drinking and her mum was talking to me while pouring herself some wine...only she still had the top on it. I was almost pissing myself laughing and it took her about 3 minutes to work out why...
Length? like I said, about 3 minutes until she realised...
( , Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:29, Reply)
I was invited round to Sunday dinner (I'll NEVER turn down a Sunday roast regardless of what it involves...well, within reason). Great food - I dunno why, but women always feel the need to 'fatten me up' and keep pushing food on me. After dinner, we were all sitting there drinking and her mum was talking to me while pouring herself some wine...only she still had the top on it. I was almost pissing myself laughing and it took her about 3 minutes to work out why...
Length? like I said, about 3 minutes until she realised...
( , Sun 8 Jul 2007, 11:29, Reply)
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