Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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catharthis paralysisMy entire family are borderline, where do I start? Oh yeah, my third stepdad, he once tried to level all the earth in (large)back garden by towing a 12ft ladder, which he harnessed up to himself with an old tow rope he'd found in the back of his treasured Austin Princess. He completed this task over a few weekends, just in his skimpy tanga-pants and black leather ankle boots, showing off his be-paunched physique and frightening tattoos. The most memorable tattoo was the image of the frowning samurai, probably unhappy about the sword plunging through his forehead and coming out of his mouth, with big blobs of blood spattering towards his fist.
Or maybe I should elaborate on my psychotic uncle, who rings up and tells me which train/bus/plane to get anywhere in the UK from anywhere in the UK and then tell me where the engine components are fabricated and when they're assembled etc.... This would be reasonably OK but boring behaviour if it weren't for the fact he lives in British Columbia, Canada..
He then grinds on about how the Chinese shouldn't be allowed to drive, as they don't have peripheral vision!
I could go on and on.....(and then some)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, Reply)
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