Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Are all grans like this?This woman is money crazy, Its like what makes her heart pump.
I was living with the grandparents and was expected to pay board. I never mentioned when I got paid, but was always greeted at the door on payday with my gran's palm straight up. She wouldn't let me in if I had no money.
NEVER go shopping with her. She buys all sorts of crap nobody needs, in case one day someone MIGHT need it cos it was on special. Then she will try sell it to you claiming she has no money and needs you to buy said tea pot cover/dog blanket/undersize women's slippers... Once, she loaded up a cart of groceries, spied us about to pay a the check out, darted like a 100m sprinter with the trolley to get in front of us. They put everythiugn through, then she claims she has no money and looked at us. I told her to sod off and she started crying.
If you are ever in a casino with coins in the basket below the slot machine, there will be a wrinkly hand stealing a handful from you. My gran.
The best though, was at the Durban July, the biggest Horse race of the year. I am sitting and 2 lovely ladies approach me to join me at the table. as the hotter one was about to sit, again, athletic (yet constantly sickly and can't walk up stairs) gran pops into the chair under her, cue the young lass sitting on her lap. Completely ruined my chances....
Now my mother is becoming like that too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:07, Reply)
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