Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Uncle AuntieI won't give names in order to protect the guilty...but anyway, my ex-nun auntie married a rather well-built chap (you know the type, pronounced adam's apple, well-built, skinheaded looks like he'd be handy in a fight) and they live on a bus together. After a while they split up - she becomes a lesbian and he decides to become a woman.
Now you can get surgery on the NHS, but in order to receive it you have to live as a woman for several years. So Uncle Auntie does this - in spite of having a pronounce adams apple, a five o'clock shadow and the physical presence of a bouncer.
Now he's done the time and (as the family legend goes) Uncle Auntie is in the hospital, getting prepped for his treatment. Then comes in a very important piece of news - his father has passed away unexpectedly.
With this news he gets out of bed and walks off, a man again. If he had got the news but hours later the job would have been done and he would never have been able to go back.
Who'd have believed it...
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, Reply)
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