Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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I once happened across two of my ex-babysitterswhen my family went round to friends for tea.
There I met their mother. She is known for having the logical rationale of a cocker spaniel.
We somehow got on to the subject of my driving lessons, and the conversation went thusly:
Her: So how's the driving going?
Me (sarcasticly): Oh, pretty well actually, I've been dowgraded from 'Danger to society' to just a 'public nuisance'.
Everybody except her laughs gently at this most whimsical of jokes...
Her: Really? They never had those ratings in my day! How do they work them out?
Titters eminate from everyone else in the room, as I see how far I can push it...
Me: It's worked out from the square of how many people you kill, divided by how fast you were going on average.
Her: That's awful...
At this point, one of her daughters whispers something in her ear;
Her: OH! You were joking!
At the time, I was thinking if evolution were to ever make sense again, her husband must be a rocket engineer in order for her daughters to have the acceptable level of brain power that they have.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, Reply)
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