Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Dad went shoppingDrove off, heading for Sainsbury's. Came back 3 minutes later.
Him: "I took the spare car keys by mistake."
Me: "Does it matter?"
Him: (as if I'm an idiot) "They're the SPARE KEYS!"
Me: Yes, I got that, but why does it matter?
Him: (now almost apoplectic) "THEY'RE THE SPARES!!!"
And off he goes in a huff. With the 'right' keys this time.
Who knows?
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:39,
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