Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My granis going ever so slightly mental. Last Christmas as we were all getting ready to tuck into our annual family Christmas meal, she randomly piped up with quite possibly the most random piece of information I've ever heard.
The table was laid, the family gathered, and all had far too much on there plates for them to possibly eat. Everyone commented on how delicious it looked. All apart from Gran, who instead opted for the more individualistic comment of "They found Mussolini hanging by his feet!"
She also once said she enjoyed a good funeral because "while one of you is missing, it gets all your friends and family together for a good catch up and a chin wag"
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Furness, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:12,
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