Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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my uncle is a gravediggerand a few years ago when i was a wee laddie i spent a few weeks with my aunty and said uncle,
my aunty sent me out into the graveyard with his lunch (they lived in the house thats usually on site)
anyway i went out there looking around for him
and finally found him finishing up a grave and he was dirty and tired.
he got up and took his lunch when i noticed what could be only called 'gore or human matter' on his hands, i asked what it was and to my horror he said it was human brains.....
i threw up there and then and ran all the way back to the house..
turns out he just accidently killed a rabbit and had to finish it off and that wa sits guts etc
sorry for the length but i was worth it
(yay my first post!!)
x
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, Reply)
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