Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mother...... will not answer the phone. Ever. The reason? "It might be people who want my money." Apparently she's petrified of telesales people. Fine, but at least pick up the phone to see who it is, because it might be your darling daughter stuck somewhere, trying to phone for a lift.
I quickly learnt to ALWAYS have a back-up plan.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, Reply)
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