Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Utterly spackoMy sister in law is quite, quite mad.
She once during conversation remarked that she didn't know who Abba were. So, she was asked, how could she have not have heard of Abba, while growing up in the 70s?
Her incredulous response was that she'd been in outer space for 10 years. She also believed that the cat was speaking to her and that a witch lived under her house.
She was, quite frankly, utterly hat-stand.
Unfortunately her husband is not much better, being my elder brother and being quite quite deranged beyond all measure. Notable party pieces include thieving the old dears car and parking it in a ditch upside down, abandoning his 14 year old daughter after my wedding, and threatening to stab my sister over an argument about how a microwave operates. He's a cnut, to be honest, and won't be missed when he inevitably offs himself (the twat).
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:03, Reply)
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