Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My little nanHas been bonkers for years. She refused to venture much further than her front door for about twenty years* and has a penchant for covering surfaces with as much kitchen roll as possible. She hates Gloria Hunniford with a unexplained venom and will just vaguely allude to 'the IRA' under her breath. She will use the word 'twat' with abandon and make inappropriate jokes about hedgehogs making love 'very carefully'.
One Christmas, we all sat eating and decided to pull the crackers. My brother and nan shared one, and out fell a bag of marbles.
My bro promptly quips,'So that's where they got to Nan!'
Cue gales of laughter from the table.
She didn't cotton on for a good ten minutes bless her!
*It's only as an adult I realised this is probably agoraphobia
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 21:27, Reply)
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