Here, here!
Hate the BBC, they are so wrapped up in their middle class gloom n doom peddling wankery...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:19, 5 replies)

I thought it was just me!!
thank you for this^^ I can't watch it anymore, its turning into the Daily Mail for non-readers.. Even TVAM has better coverage, any more of this and I'll end up watching Sky..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:23, closed)

*cough*
"Here, here"
"Hear, hear".
( Cawl, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, closed)

And if you ever have the misfortune to
be round White City, where the BBC centre sits like a great fucking steaming turd, you'll see the shits with their BBC id badges, walking on fucking water with halos round their sanctimonious heads, healing the blind and making sandwiches for thousands out of a couple of loaves and two fish...

The fuckers...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, closed)

By law
one of the little known clauses in the license fee T&C's, you are allowed, upon viewing a member of staff of the BBC as identified by their identity cards on the lanyards, to punch them violently in the genitals. You may do this only once to each staff member you encounter, per day. The 'counter' resets at midnight.

On leap years, you can stab them in the kidney.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, closed)

Ooh
I went out with a girl from the BBC once. This clause would have got me a lot closer to her than I managed at the time.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21, closed)

I'll have to go and find a dull
rusty blade and get on the tube. I've got alot of catching up to do.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:26, closed)