Sweety Trickery
The credit crunch is a bitch.

Now i can't afford to buy any sweets i have to find a cheaper alternative to offer kids to get into my car (A big empty box with a ribbon does the trick).
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:10, 5 replies)

Have you tried...
some of those puppies or kittens that people have got shut of after xmas?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:14, closed)

Yep
they tend not to last too long and suffer from huge anal bleeding after the first few days. i could try offering them to the kids tho.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:19, closed)

^
MFOTFLAB.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:00, closed)

"MFOTFLAB"????????
WTF?
(Pork2311, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:22, closed)

ironically


wasn't it really a big empty box with a ribbon wrapped round it that suckered everyone into this mess in the first place....

fuckit though I'm off to buy a car tomorrow and they're going well cheap... small victories Johnny boy, small victories . . .
(The Cats Twat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:32, closed)