The Credit Crunch
Did you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
Did you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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My solution to the credit crunch/recession/whatever
aka, "Fuck off am I going to starve at uni".
1. It doesn't affect animals.
2. Rabbits etc. are still pests for farmers.
3. High powered air rifles can be bought quite cheaply second hand.
4. Free food.
Repeat until full, pausing only to make a Ray Mears style campfire to roast said bunnies over.
This will also work with other small fluffy animals, such as ducklings and puppies.
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( , Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, 5 replies)
aka, "Fuck off am I going to starve at uni".
1. It doesn't affect animals.
2. Rabbits etc. are still pests for farmers.
3. High powered air rifles can be bought quite cheaply second hand.
4. Free food.
Repeat until full, pausing only to make a Ray Mears style campfire to roast said bunnies over.
This will also work with other small fluffy animals, such as ducklings and puppies.
.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, 5 replies)
Just make sure...
... you eat a big greasy bag of chips every so often, to keep the rabbit starvation at bay...
( , Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:23, closed)
... you eat a big greasy bag of chips every so often, to keep the rabbit starvation at bay...
( , Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:23, closed)
Rabbit Starvation
sounds like a good way to lose fat while remaining a carnivorous fluffy-bunny-killing bastard. Just drink lots of water & occasionally have a bag of chips.
I may just start doing this...
( , Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:37, closed)
sounds like a good way to lose fat while remaining a carnivorous fluffy-bunny-killing bastard. Just drink lots of water & occasionally have a bag of chips.
I may just start doing this...
( , Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:37, closed)
Tularemia
Not sure it's an issue in the UK but you probably want to learn how to recognise it.
( , Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, closed)
Not sure it's an issue in the UK but you probably want to learn how to recognise it.
( , Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, closed)
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