The Credit Crunch
Did you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
I'm launching a new business, for people who can't afford cats.
Basically I go around to clients' houses once a week (say), and poo in a box.
For a bit extra I'll also show you my anus when you least expect it.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:50,
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How much?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:53,
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do you also urniate in people's shoes, or is that extra?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:12,
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Hehe
Ok I lolled at the last sentence.
*Spang*
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powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:37,
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Extra services
You could shit in next doors flower beds. And leave some dead birds or mice for me. But please don't scratch the side of my sofa.
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Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:46,
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^this
made me chuckle and spill tea all over my keyboard
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:08,
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