My birthday!
It is my birthday today.
I wne to Ronnie Scotts even though I can't afford it because of the CREDIT CRUNCH.

When I was at the bar, four 12 year old girls were throwing themselves at a 14 year old boy in a suit and converse trainers. I wondered how they got let in. Then ten minutes later the boy was performing as the lead singer in the band.

I flew into a violent rage. But he was very good.

the end
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 1:12, 4 replies)

I like this
It is about you and relevant (it mentions the CREDIT CRUNCH juxtaposed with an upmarket London establishment)

It has sexual tension (albeit with children) and attention to detail.

The plot develops slowly then *BANG* you hit us with a shocking twist.

Next, there is a large dose of violence.

Finally, it has a happy and definite conclusion. No loose threads.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 2:47, closed)

.
Thanks. Words are my tool.

My tool is my weapon.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:56, closed)

Just like to add
Happy Birthday

Have an internet hug.

*hugs*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 3:28, closed)

Birthdays.
T'was my 22nd birthday yesterday.

Splashed out and bought myself and hubby a £3 STUFFED CRUST (!) Pepperoni Pizza from Asda.

Half way through cooking, the fucking oven packed up and we had to throw it away.
(Cluckles, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:17, closed)