Reasonably massive Drugs.
The scene is Glastonbury festival, Mid 90s. A bunch of filthy hippies are sitting in a tent talking nonsense and eating ketchup sandwiches.

Yours truely is giggling gently, watching bright colours pinwheel accross the roof of the tent, watching top hatted magicians tesseleate into an infinite tunnel that would have had M.C. Escher biting his pencil in awe.
Lucy is in the sky, and her diamonds are shining brighter than the sun.

So, like a damn fool I stand up and head out for a walk.
As soon as I step out of the tent the trip turns on me. The landscape around me is no longer comprised of a disorganised scattering of tents in a green field, but an endless plain covered with the rusting corpses of dead robots.
War machines all, their gun barrels silent, tracks blown apart, metal skins shredded, and hydraulic fluid leaking into the cold dry earth like pale yellow blood.
All rendered in the precise, pin sharp, style of Brian Bolland.

Perhaps nothing to shiver about on a warm spring day in the real world.
But you weren't there man, you weren't there...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:09, 9 replies)

Alright Dr. Robotnik

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:21, closed)

Pretty relaxed.
You ?

I just won a quid from the chap at the next desk, I bet him that you or the good Doctor S. would be first here. Thanks!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)

Is this on the sex offenders wing?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:29, closed)

Sorry, No.
We're two floors up from you, at the other end of the building.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:03, closed)

Haha, but no seriously Happy Phantom says that you're a child rapist, and he's a man in the know
Seek help

Also your 'friend' sounds made up you frightening autistic simpleton, it's been twenty years since anyone bet anyone a whole pound over anything.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:15, closed)

I suppose money must be scarce where you are.
If you're in the sex offender's wing together I suppose you would be experts in this area.

What kind of help were you wanting ?

Sorry to frighten you. I'll try to do better next time.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:33, closed)

Brian Bolland
haha, you big nerd.

Fucksocks...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:31, closed)

Care for some Synthi Caf ?
Or, if you've got any Uncle Umps...
Come on man, you've gotta have em.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:18, closed)