Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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This guy in my hometown...I never figured out this guy's deal. His name was Steve, and he was freakishly tall, and spoke disturbingly slowly, but was still apparently a genius studying physics at the time.
A week before I moved from Canada to Korea, he came up to me.
"So I hear you're moving to Korea."
"Yeah."
"I had a chance to have anal sex with an Asian girl once. But it didn't fit, so she said I could pee on her instead."
"Yeah, thanks."
I mentioned this to a female friend, who related this conversation:
"I have a friend who gets off by urinating on small mammals. Cats... dogs... hamsters... raccoons... badgers... voles..." (and so on for a few minutes)
Oddly, a few years later he started dating my younger sister. It didn't last long.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, 2 replies)
Jesus wept!I'm sure creatures must love that!
I remeber seeing an article about people who got off filling small furry things (no not fox hunting) mainly by standing on the poor beast's head with high heels... it was horrific. Pissing on them (while I suppose less damaging) is hardly going to endear them to you.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 3:10,
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Filling small furry things?
O_o
With what?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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