Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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I can relate to this...Every time I do something public-spirited, it blows up in my face. Once, I persuaded the Missus to pull over when I saw an old fella struggling with his shopping, "Sir, sir, would you like a hand? A lift, perhaps?" "I'd rather walk" he said. He looked at me as though I was a creepy gerontophile..
Next time, we'd gone for a drive into Cumbria; this time we saw another oldster who'd apparently slumped onto the verge. We pulled over and I leapt out, "Is everything okay, sir?" "I'm just collecting grass." this one quipped.
On reflection, I'm not sure he wasn't being sarky. More fool him if he was.
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just because they're oldit doesn't mean they can't be cunts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:38,
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