My imagination is creepier than anything I've seen on the internet.
In Viz this month there is a mock news article about a woman who has 'never seen THAT Debbie McGhee picture'. I've seen it.

The article finishes with a line something like 'There is also a man who has never seen the Steve Davis video'. I haven't seen that. I don't even know if it exists or its a joke. But what I do know is that nothing, nothing, in that video could possibly be worse than the various permutations my mind has come up with.

*shudder*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, 15 replies)

THAT Debbie McGhee picture
Which one? I've seen a few unflattering pictures of her, but none of them particularly stands out in the memory.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:58, closed)

Years ago there was a picture of her getting it from an Alsation.
I am sure it must be floating about out there somewhere still. I saw it via Popbitch in...it must have been 2000, I think.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:03, closed)

What, this one?
farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/3231157657_7a41c15e51_o.jpg
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, closed)

hahahahah
No, but it was a similar pose that had been 'shopped.


And actually, the thought of Paul Daniels taking that picture is possibly creepier than anything else I have ever thought of.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, closed)

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1993/gallery/340/daniels.jpg
( broadsword, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, closed)

yeah, this entire thread is creeping me out now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:12, closed)

You think you've got problems
my browser history is full of Debbie McGee

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/17/article-1147200-038C588A000005DC-764_468x468.jpg
( broadsword, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, closed)

At least you spelled her name properly.
I appear to have named her after an Indian butter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, closed)

gheeeeeeee
( broadsword, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:16, closed)

I won't sleep tonight after this.
at least, not until I've had a good hard wank,
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:18, closed)

nom nom nom
she can have a nibble on my sausage!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:42, closed)

superb

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, closed)

*googles*
gosh, I never thought I'd see Debbie McGhee being felched by Bobby Davro whilst tromboning Paul Daniels, that's quite made my Thursday.
( broadsword, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, closed)

soo, what is this picture?
I despise her and her twat of a husband
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:06, closed)

childlike response
Was it that pic where she was tasting Paul Daniel's magic wand?
Don't worry I'll get my coat.
(muzzvsworld, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, closed)