Torchwood "Children of Earth"
I know Torchwood by itself isn't that creepy (oh wait, it's Doctor Who for the in-the-closet-eers :p), but combined with the opportunity presented for a 2 year old it changed face a bit lol.
The Beeb were working their way through the 5 parter "Children of Earth", and I was happily making sure that our TV Licence money wasn't being pissed in the wind by sitting down and watching the fucker. Part of the story for this thrilling outing for the Torchwood crew was that aliens had managed to tune in a frequency that made every child on Earth stand still, look blank and shout the same messages like some kind of weird alien/kid-pager. The way it was done was ok, and also at about 10pm after a few drinks I was sitting there quite absorbed by the ep while the missus was killing time on Facebook in the next room.
This one evening however saw that me daughter (2 at the time) was still awake, and decided she wanted to watch this with me. I didn't complain as I needed to teach her about John Barrowman and how to avoid actors of his kind when she grows up, so she sat there happily watching while I explained what a homo was (I am taking the piss btw :p). That was until the kids on Torchwood all froze into place, and after a few seconds all shouted "WE ARE COMING" repeatedly. Me daughter thinks this is great, jumps up in front of the telly and does exactly the same fucking thing while staring blankly at me. To a half-cut daddy who starts freaking out. "Stopppitt....please stoppit!!!!" pleads I, but she just carried on, and it creeped the living fuck out of me.
As soon as the kids shut up on the box she went back to normal, laughed and started playing with a small Pepper Pig house in the corner. She's now banned from watching sci-fi for the time being, at least when I'm around and had a drink lol.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:07, 3 replies)

The scariest bit was that someone was actually using Facebook

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:18, closed)

"as I needed to teach her about John Barrowman and how to avoid actors of his kind when she grows up"
Hahahaha *click*
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)

Reason enough to put year olds to bed at 7.00pm, I reckon.
I knew there had to be some reason...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)