SO back to my house.
One story thats pretty good is the safety windows one. Now first you have to get a mental layout of the house. It's cross shaped on top while on the bottom it's an L. Now All the bedrooms are on the L part (newest part of house oldest part of L being roughly 70 years old). The rooms are on the outside of the L while a small long corridor leads to the last room on the inside.

Now as the house is old it has two access points into the attic. One 70 years old and only big enough for a child and the new one which is normal sized.

Aat the time my brother was living in the house and his room was last on the corridor and end of the L. He had walked up to the boiling kettle for some tea which is at the top of the house when he heard a HUGE thump. Wondering what in fuckery he ran into the corridor to see the small child attic cover gone. He then heard another huge thump come from his room.

On entering the window had somehow opened itself (they have safety handles), the curtains had billowed out and all the stuff from his window was over the driveway. Scary thing is when his friend went to get the cover it was way down the other end of the attic.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 14:28, 2 replies)

*sigh*
More please!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 15:50, closed)

MORE!

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