Doctors...

I recently had to go for a prostate exam. Dropped my trousers, bent over and felt this horrible pressure in my starfish as the doctor started to examine me.

"Jesus!" I thought. "He's being a bit rough"

Then I realised that I could still feel his hands, one on each of my hips........

Bastard could have at least bought me a drink first....

Cheers

I thenk you. I'll be under the pier all week....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 5:02, 4 replies)

that is surely malpractice and gross misconduct.
I would complain to the relevant authorities.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:16, closed)

is that what happens
When you go private?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:42, closed)

Never mind a cock
I had to have a camera up there, awake.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

"Horrible pressure?"
Methinks the the lady doth protest too much. Deep breath, relax, maybe the odd whiff of Poppers and you'll be able to accomodate the strap-on, erm, prostate exam, easily.
(Rsoles, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:04, closed)