Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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"Finished engaging in deeply perverse homosexual practices."or "finished watching telly"
You decide.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:22,
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What about "a guy I used to get about with"?That sounds like Mumspeak for "that big hairy geezer who's pounding my little boy's arsehole and calling him sweetie". I imagine.
Hey, hang about, I know what's going on in this story - the eyes move round the room when you go past the painting, don't they? And the dog shivered under the bed until you gave it a massive Scooby-snack? The janitor would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for you interfering (with) kids...
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