Creepy!
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
I'll tell you what's creepy
Having a 72 year old woman squeeze your crotch and tell you to eat her asshole.
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:30,
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I still love my gran, but I won't be alone near her anymore.
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:30,
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Yeah but she'll totally pay your mortgage for you.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:47,
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Yeah
in piss-soaked money from under her mattress.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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Grandad?
Is that you?
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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sounds
Kinda kinky. I like it!
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Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:32,
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Shrek?
I didn't know Wayne Rooney was a b3tan...
Naw.... That wouldn't freak him out..
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bof, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:56,
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