Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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A rational explanationAs I was passing on the stair,
I met a man who wasn't all there
Then he took out a big knife
And made me buy his shoelaces.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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As I was walking down the stair
I thought a thunk about a hare
I'd shot it through the hoop that day
I suspect that hare is gay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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As I was passing water there
I met a man hung like a chair
He turned and offered me a seat
Oh I wish I'd stayed upon my feet.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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Have I logged onto the Pam Ayres fansite by mistake?Christ.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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You wish(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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YES YOU HAVE.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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When I was walking like a ponceI met a man who was a nonce
He touched my bum, said "This is life"
So I shanked him and had his wallet.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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