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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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OK, this isn't creepy, just a little weird.Yesterday I was out with my daughter, scouring dress shops for a nice frock for a wedding.
A rather posh lady asked if she could take a dress into the changing cubicle. As Daughter wanted to go in next, we hung around ready for the lady to come out.
While she was in there, she started farting. Really loudly, one after another. We were in stitches laughing outside. After a couple of minutes she opened the curtain and emerged, telling the assistant that the dress didn't fit after all, and left the shop.
We creased up with laughter. I don't believe she even tried the dress on, though. She was too quick. There being no horses around to blame, I reckon she just wanted somewhere private to break wind.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, 1 reply)
The creepy part:As we entered the changing cubicle, a spooky green mist was floating, complete with mysterious, ghostly smell.
Sorted!
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snee held his breath since, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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