Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:05, 1 reply)
Personally I wouldn't mind having a crack at Yvey, but not enough to warrant dressing up as a camp spastic possessed by some vaguely historical pastiche of a yardie to do so, I'd say.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:28, closed)
which meant he could twitch and leer at yvette's norks while bellowing 'YOUR BREASTS' at her. silly old alky fraud.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)
I wouldn't mind bellowing "YOUR BREASTS" at her, either, now you've suggested it.
I think I've missed my calling, somewhat ironically.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:59, closed)
silver coiffed hair? check.
drink problem? check.
incredible charisma? oh. sorry.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03, closed)
Possessed by a horny squire/blacksmith/footman with a boob fetish ... with a scouse accent. Spooky.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)
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