
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:05, 1 reply)

Personally I wouldn't mind having a crack at Yvey, but not enough to warrant dressing up as a camp spastic possessed by some vaguely historical pastiche of a yardie to do so, I'd say.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:28, closed)

which meant he could twitch and leer at yvette's norks while bellowing 'YOUR BREASTS' at her. silly old alky fraud.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)

I wouldn't mind bellowing "YOUR BREASTS" at her, either, now you've suggested it.
I think I've missed my calling, somewhat ironically.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:59, closed)

silver coiffed hair? check.
drink problem? check.
incredible charisma? oh. sorry.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03, closed)

Possessed by a horny squire/blacksmith/footman with a boob fetish ... with a scouse accent. Spooky.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)
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