Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Creepy in a good wayThe Fatima Mansions version of 'Everything I do, I do it for you'
When I'm on the bus...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3NLPSoU46k
Sorry, it's near the end of the week, I'm out of stories and it's been a slow day round here, it's the best I've got left in me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:23,
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I'd like to do an electroclash cover of this. A pounding electroclash cover. In the video I would be dressed as Robin Hood (tight tights, enormous feather in cap, but still butch) and I would be riding towards a tower where Maid Marion was. Then we'd see Maid Marion, and it would be me again, but in drag, with MASSIVE tits. Then me (Robin Hood) would kill about 4000 of the Sheriff of Nottingham's men. Then we would see the Sheriff, and it would be me AGAIN, but with a big black beard and bushy eyebrows, and a scar, and rage. Then me (Robin Hood) would have a sword fight with me (Sheriff of Nottingham) and me (Robin Hood) would win, and stab myself in the chest, and people would be going, 'Wow! That is amazing! What can this incredible artist possibly pull out of the bag now?' and then in the video I would kick down the door of Marion (me)'s cell, and then go in, and then get off with myself, and touch my (Marion's) tits, and my (Robin's) cock. At this point most people's minds would implode, and they would never be able to watch another music video again, 'cos they would all be rubbish by comparison.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:52,
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