Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Again...Early teens, I was saying to a teacher how biology was interesting, and that I'd like to study organisms, but I actually said orgasms.
Ground, swallow me...
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:27, 5 replies)
Could be worseWhen I was a nipper, our rather young female biology teacher said that, in front of our class of 14 year olds... bless her, she gamely tried to carry on, pink as a beetroot.
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:19,
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OwPoor girl. :D
I embarassed myself in front of a teacher, a person who must hear stupid things all day long. Doing it in front of a whole class of evil teenagers... :o
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:38, closed)
Remember the kids' TV quiz, Blockbusters?A lad on that once replied to a question with 'orgasms' instead of 'organisms'.
It's here, about 1:15,
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MPpNVjmtiIE
The lad must be 30 or more now. The clip is rolled out now and then and I expect he's well past the cringe.
- 'Ere Mother, I'm on the telly again!
- Ooh, you an' yer orgasms!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 6:23, closed)
Oh my wordThe bloke on Distraction 30 seconds in sits at the other end of my office... Mass email ahoy!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:54, closed)
My mateyears ago we were doing some Role Playing (Call of Cthullu) and I was GMing it. It was Justin and his Dad, and they were on an island. Justing gotit into his head the island was actaully a living Organism...see where this is going? Thing is he kept on calling it an orgasm despite me and his dad pointedly trying to correct him. Idiot.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:31, closed)
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