Cheeky faux-pas
I'm sure she won't mind me sharing this little snippet of information, but it's fair to say that Chickenlady has an absolutely cracking bottom.

I freely admit to enjoying a surreptitious grope while no-one is looking, it never fails to put a cheeky grin on my weary face even after a long day in the office.

So a few months back during more clement weather, Chickenlady, the nuggets and me were all getting packed to spend a weekend under canvas. While ferrying camping equipment to and from the car I was chatting away to Chickenlady, who was elsewhere in the house directing the proceedings. I ventured into the kitchen and saw her bent over, putting food into a coolbox.

I seized the opportunity and reached forth for a lingering fondle of firm derriere.

However, the smoldering fires my ardor were quickly quelled when the figure jumped, straightened and turned round with a start.

It wasn't Chickenlady who's bottom I'd just manhandled.

Whoops.

I'd be able to type this without cringing if the recipient of the clandestine fondle had put me out of my misery by either slapping me round the face or demanding to know what the hell it was I thought I was doing. However, they merely accepted my spluttered apology without a word and haven't mentioned it since.

It took me a while before I could look Chickenlady's mother in the eye again.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:43, 5 replies)

I'm sure she'll appreciate the fact that you think she has her mother's bum.
;)
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:57, closed)

I'm sure her mother will appreciate the reverse.
:D
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:13, closed)

Yep.
I was very pleased to discover my arse looks the same as my mother's.

My mother is in her 60s.


*Does a little cry*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:08, closed)

Could you not look her in the eye...
because you were staring at her arse?

Hehe
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:45, closed)

Have to show this one to the spouse
He's awfully fond of a quick fondle as well and is notorious for having trouble paying attention. I believe only luck has kept him safe this far.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 19:16, closed)