Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Think before you speakin my previous job there was a communal kitchen shared by a number of different offices. Every so often, there was a girl who used to use it to make coffee & tea for her colleagues who was just stunning, but i was too shy to say anything.... Sad i know.
Anyway, one day, i thought to myself, 'fuck it, i'll say something', and sure enough, i was in the kitchen making tea that morning and she walked in.
It was my big moment, my chance to make a great first impression..
"Hey", she said.
"Bully Day!" I replied.
She looked at my like i was some sort of sex pest and immediatly walked out.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:25, 2 replies)
familiarsounds like something i'd say in front of an attractive girl. *click*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:52, closed)
I read that as"She looked at me like I was some sort of sex priest"
I prefer my version.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:20, closed)
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