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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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When asked a question by a teacher
I replied

"Yes Mum!"

Dammit!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:21, 4 replies)
Everyone has done this, Maneki included.
Just to confuse matters, I broached the issue with my mum, who actually is a teacher, and she says it is a good sign as the students are obviously comfortable in class.

Of course, if the correct answer was "No Sir" then you add a few extra layers of cringe.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:30, closed)
I personally haven't
but in my first year science class, one of my primary school friends called the teacher "mum".

To which she replied "Dear God, I hope not"
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:39, closed)
Yeah, I've done this...
To make it worse, said teacher the week before when half the class was mucking about, had said "Right, that's it - I'm taking down the next thing you all say and reporting you..."

My response: "Knickers."

The next parent/teacher night was kind of epic...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:27, closed)
Also, once
I threw my hand in the air desperate to answer a question (I rarely knew the answer), and a massive burp came out.

Ole Teach thought i was taking the piss, but I genuinely knew the answer.

Gutted I was, gutted!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:01, closed)

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