Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I have just realised that in my blurry eyed state of semi consciousness this morning I have missed a 2cm by 2cm patch just to the side of my chin while shaving....I can't even get away with saying...oh I am experimenting with beard growth because it's not symmetrical on my face and looks absolutely ridiculous...it looks rather like I have a hairy plaster on the right of my chin made all the worse for the fact I didn't shave yesterday, so it's 2 days worth of growth patch!! Oh god.
I'll have to start keeping a bath bag and shaving kit in my work desk draws for this occasion in future, unless anyone has any better ideas or suggestions about how to disguise rogue facial hair.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:13, 6 replies)
Use some blacker marker pen to draw a fashionable goatee/tache combo that incorporates your rogue follicles.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:16, closed)
to rip it off
but take some before and after pics to post
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:50, closed)
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