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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Shaving issues
I have just realised that in my blurry eyed state of semi consciousness this morning I have missed a 2cm by 2cm patch just to the side of my chin while shaving....I can't even get away with saying...oh I am experimenting with beard growth because it's not symmetrical on my face and looks absolutely ridiculous...it looks rather like I have a hairy plaster on the right of my chin made all the worse for the fact I didn't shave yesterday, so it's 2 days worth of growth patch!! Oh god.

I'll have to start keeping a bath bag and shaving kit in my work desk draws for this occasion in future, unless anyone has any better ideas or suggestions about how to disguise rogue facial hair.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:13, 6 replies)
I know
Use some blacker marker pen to draw a fashionable goatee/tache combo that incorporates your rogue follicles.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:16, closed)

burn it off with a lighter or cover it with a post-it note
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:29, closed)
Do the post-it note
And write "What?" on it.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:02, closed)
Cover it with a plaster
and make up an injury.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:34, closed)
be a man and just use some duct tape
to rip it off

but take some before and after pics to post
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:50, closed)
Symmetry
is soooo last year dahling.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 11:52, closed)

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