Cringe!
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Shaving issues
I have just realised that in my blurry eyed state of semi consciousness this morning I have missed a 2cm by 2cm patch just to the side of my chin while shaving....I can't even get away with saying...oh I am experimenting with beard growth because it's not symmetrical on my face and looks absolutely ridiculous...it looks rather like I have a hairy plaster on the right of my chin made all the worse for the fact I didn't shave yesterday, so it's 2 days worth of growth patch!! Oh god.
I'll have to start keeping a bath bag and shaving kit in my work desk draws for this occasion in future, unless anyone has any better ideas or suggestions about how to disguise rogue facial hair.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:13, 6 replies)
I have just realised that in my blurry eyed state of semi consciousness this morning I have missed a 2cm by 2cm patch just to the side of my chin while shaving....I can't even get away with saying...oh I am experimenting with beard growth because it's not symmetrical on my face and looks absolutely ridiculous...it looks rather like I have a hairy plaster on the right of my chin made all the worse for the fact I didn't shave yesterday, so it's 2 days worth of growth patch!! Oh god.
I'll have to start keeping a bath bag and shaving kit in my work desk draws for this occasion in future, unless anyone has any better ideas or suggestions about how to disguise rogue facial hair.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:13, 6 replies)
I know
Use some blacker marker pen to draw a fashionable goatee/tache combo that incorporates your rogue follicles.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:16, closed)
Use some blacker marker pen to draw a fashionable goatee/tache combo that incorporates your rogue follicles.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:16, closed)
be a man and just use some duct tape
to rip it off
but take some before and after pics to post
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:50, closed)
to rip it off
but take some before and after pics to post
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:50, closed)
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