Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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At work just nowtwo identical girls walked in, so I says, 'Oh hello, are you both twins?'
'No,' said the first, 'only one of us is,' while looking at me like I'm the world's biggest retard.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:36,
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To be fair -You did ask for that one.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:09,
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They could have been......two out of three triplets
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Good thinking.One of the questions tonight on Weakest Link was "How many points are awarded in the football when there's a draw?" and the answer they were looking for was 1, but it could've been 2, since a point is awarded to both teams, surely?
But one man's lateral thinking is another man's pedantry. I'd have kicked off if I'd been the guy answering the questions. Smashed Anne's face in.
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WellIt kinda sounds like they might get to say that a lot. They probably had a bit of a laugh as soon as you'd gone.
Remember, one of them must've been evil.
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the one with thegoatee, surely?
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