Whilst having an STD test...
Embarrassing in itself, no?

Well while Im lying there, legs akimbo fo the world to see, the nurse strikes up a lovely conversation.

She: 'Oh I only do this on thursdays, I work at the hospital every other day of the week'

Me: 'err ok'

She: 'Yeah I work with your mum'

Me: 'Pardon?!?!?!?!'

She: 'Ohh we've been friends for years, I used to babysit you when you were a toddler. Im Jane, I didnt think you recognised me. Good job this is confidential eh!'

Me: 'Yes'

She: 'Otherwise I'd be STRAIGHT on the phone to your mother! She'd be so disappointed in you. Ive known you since the day you were born.'

Test done.


I was 16 at the time. I was so ashamed every time Ive ever needed the assistance of a sexual health clinic Ive travelled the 20 miles to the next one. Which now, conveniently, my mother works at.

And I didnt even have anything either. pah. Waste of my time.
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:53, 6 replies)

Same thing happened to me
Although it was an ex girlfriend of my then partner. She followed me out to the waiting room, where my bf was sitting and they recognised each other, and started having a catch up. I wanted the floor to open up.
(missc, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:58, closed)

Bugger
Now I have a boner.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 2:01, closed)

Just how often do you need an STI clinic
to warrant using the word everytime?
(hutchers, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:22, closed)

What word?
When I was younger my then significant other had a terrible habit of sleeping with girls that wern't me.

So I was a frequent visitor of the institution for some time
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:34, closed)

Grrrr
There's no such word as everytime.

Or abit, or aswell, or nevermind, or alot.

There is such a word as everyday, but it doesn't belong where most people put it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:08, closed)

I ws drinking when I wrote it
Ive changed it now. My upmost apologies to everyone that was bothered to be offended by my bad spelling.

Ive changed all the other ones you didnt notice aswell.

*smirk*
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:32, closed)