Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Christmas tidings.Christmas '02 - i'd been dragged to Christmas dinner with my entire family for the day.
First off, i hate most of my family, they are boring gits.
Second off, i hate Christmas. If one more person buys me a Lynx deoderant/shower gel kit - i will anally penetrate them with a shattered glass dildo with megadeath sauce lube.
Anyway, to deal with the most horrific of days i decided to drink. Drink a lot.
By the time dinner was served i was nodding and swaying back and fourth in my chair at the table watching everyone chat away and watch their jaws nod up and down in rapid repetition, i'd remained silent for almost 15 minutes when something inside me compelled to drunkenly blurt out;
"Mother, how long exactly have you been a dyke?"
It made my 15 minutes of silence seem like the blink of an eye.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:40, 4 replies)
sounds like you might be the problem, kidunless you want to share the awfulness of most of your family and disavow us of the notion.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:44, closed)
Because.............Most of them are from Redditch.
'nuff said.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:48, closed)
HmmmmMore justification required really...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 11:13, closed)
Redditchis a godawful town with the worst road system in existance, populated almost entirely by knuckle dragging neanderthals. And that's being kind.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:57, closed)
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