alcohol is to blame
last year i was at an 18th, and it was more of a family party.
now i hate family parties just for the fact that you get constantly harrassed by members of the family you don't like so don't make the effort to see.

so having to sit through an hour of questions like "Oh do you have a boyfriend?" "oh why don't you have a boyfriend your sister does!"
and all that i decided to get very very drunk.

i then proceeded to stand on the table announce that i was getting my clit pierced and decided i was going to show everyone exactly were i wanted it.

fortunately (though not much fortunately) i was confused and then lifted my top up and my bra, instead of removing my skirt.

at the time i didn't think anything of it.
the next day however ... well let's just say i dont see those relatives anymore.
(i eat crayons, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 11:46, 6 replies)

so
did you get it pierced?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)

Bet your counsins were happy
You must have been very drunk to confuse top with skirt.

Still could have been worst. Like losing control of your bladder while up there.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 12:32, closed)

Easy mistake to make
PS Show us yer tits!! ;-)
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:09, closed)

I
can't believe you'd ask to see her clit like that.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:13, closed)

Either
I read it wrong, but i could swear he asked to see her boobage
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:38, closed)

how
how are you supposed to ask?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:49, closed)