Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Apologies are in orderBut this story just sounds like an emo rant of 'look at me, I'm ace! I shagged a girl behind her blokes back for 3 hours straight! I'm fantastic me! Oh yeah, I groped her a few times too! Without permission! Oh, she left to go to uni and we lost touch and I've fallen out of favour and I'll never see her again.
Man the fuck up.
I suggest you go out with a few mates, get drunk, bitch about her, cry about her leaving and then wake up with a hangover and a slightly more realistic look on life (oh yeah, and take her number off your phone).
There will be other girls out there, as you yourself said, you're still a teenager, you've got your 20's to get out there and see what there is!
Christ I'm in a bad mood today...
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:02, 2 replies)
.agreed
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^^^^What he saidplus, for the love of God . . .
FULLSTOPS, MAN!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)
i'm banding on that wagonoooh yeah (chicka chicka)
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:23,
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